Код:
package year.events
{
 *class ProgrammerDay
 * *{
 * * *public function ProgrammerDay()
 * * *{
 * * * *while (true) 
 * * * *{
 * * * * *programmer.happiness++;
 * * * * *programmer.health++;
 * * * * *programmer.wealth++;
 * * * * *programmer.apply(beer);
 * * * * *programmer.apply(sun);
 * * * * *if(programmer.penis.length >= 1)
 * * * * *{
 * * * * * *var chika:Chika=new Chika();
 * * * * * *globals.methods.sex(programmer, chika);
 * * * * *}
 * * * * *else
 * * * * *{
 * * * * * *var dude:Dude=new Dude();
 * * * * * *globals.methods.sex(programmer, dude);
 * * * * *}
 * * * *}
 * * *}
 * *}
 *}
}